288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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