345 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
3742 votes · ·
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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