338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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