346 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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