338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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What's so special about bullets?
They're the only things that do their job after they're fired!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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