338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo Drizzle
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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