338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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