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The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
then a chair, then the wall.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
The third guy ducks.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
The fish suffocates.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"