Good Bad Jokes: Hundreds of the funniest bad jokes out there. One-liners, dad jokes, anti-jokes, knock knocks… only the good bad jokes though, not the bad ones. Ha ha!
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The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
The fish suffocates.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
then a chair, then the wall.
The third guy ducks.