507 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What type of music do mummies listen to?
WRAP MUSIC!
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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What do you call Batman when he skips church?
Christian Bale!
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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because he was framed!
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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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