507 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What does Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
Twerkey!
2232 votes · ·
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I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
1589 votes · ·
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
3047 votes · ·
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What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
2421 votes · ·
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
743 votes · ·
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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
1892 votes · ·
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Why couldn't the pirate sit down?
He had his booty stolen!
645 votes · ·
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
730 votes · ·
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
1204 votes · ·
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
3085 votes · ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
742 votes · ·
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
2026 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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