418 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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