503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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