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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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