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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip-off.
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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