503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager!
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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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