503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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