503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2677 votes · ·
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
2521 votes · ·
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
3757 votes · ·
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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