508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
2446 votes · ·
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What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A sheep!
2081 votes · ·
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
5099 votes · ·
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
2677 votes · ·
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
3493 votes · ·
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2679 votes · ·
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
2521 votes · ·
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
3760 votes · ·
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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I slept with a woman who cooked a ton of pasta last night.
She gave me carbs!
2010 votes · ·
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
3888 votes · ·
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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