503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
1921 votes · ·
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
2421 votes · ·
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
1946 votes · ·
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
2386 votes · ·
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
2159 votes · ·
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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