508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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How has the price of opinions remained $0.02 over the years even after inflation?
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
2280 votes · ·
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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