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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
1804 votes · ·
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
2009 votes · ·
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
2158 votes · ·
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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What did the astronaut's fiancée say when he proposed in open space?
I can't breathe!
2621 votes · ·
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
2651 votes · ·
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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
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What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christoper Walken
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What is the difference between three and two?
One!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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