503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
3002 votes · ·
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
3493 votes · ·
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
3077 votes · ·
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
3410 votes · ·
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
3408 votes · ·
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
3084 votes · ·
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
3538 votes · ·
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
3685 votes · ·
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
2710 votes · ·
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
3813 votes · ·
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
3561 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
3410 votes · ·
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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
3738 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
4028 votes · ·
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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