76 Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny

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  What do you call a deer with no eyes?

  Noideer!

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  What are caterpillars afraid of?

  Dogerpillers!

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  What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?

  Banned from the petting petting zoo!

  739 votes · Copy

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  What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?

  Elefino!

  575 votes · Copy

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  What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

  One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!

  1625 votes · Copy

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  What did the doe say coming out of the woods?

  Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!

  1200 votes · Copy

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  What does an elephant use for a tampon?

  A sheep!

  2076 votes · Copy

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  A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.

  The doctors described his condition as stable.

  1826 votes · Copy

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  I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…

  Luckily only one crow showed up!

  1946 votes · Copy

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  What kind of pictures do turtles take?

  Shellfies!

  1754 votes · Copy

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  What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?

  A Thesaurus!

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  What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?

  Ground beef!

  3253 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a masturbating cow?

  Beef stroking off!

  5090 votes · Copy

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  Where do skunks go to pray?

  The pew!

  2736 votes · Copy

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  How many lives does a Nazi cat have?

  Nien!

  3368 votes · Copy