76 Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny

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  What do you call a fish with no eyes?

  A fsh!

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  Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

  Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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  Why cant zoo animals take tests?

  There are too many cheetahs!

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  How did the frog die?

  He Kermit suicide!

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  What do you call a fish with two knees?

  A tunee fish!

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  Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?

  To get along little doggy!

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  What is a wok?

  A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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  What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

  Mufasa!

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  What is a duck's favourite drug?

  Quack!

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  Why do birds fly south for the winter?

  Because its too far to walk!

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  What do you call a bear without any teeth?

  A gummy bear!

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  What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

  A carrot!

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  How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

  Tentacles!

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  Why don't oysters give to charity?

  Because they are shellfish!

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  How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?

  Satisfying!

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