395 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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