398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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