346 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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