398 Clean Jokes — Safe for Any Crowd | Good Bad Jokes

▲+888▼
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
2064 votes · ·
▲+873▼
What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
3277 votes · ·
▲+852▼
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
2262 votes · ·
▲+809▼
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
3565 votes · ·
▲+808▼
How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
2712 votes · ·
▲+781▼
What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
2283 votes · ·
▲+756▼
What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
1976 votes · ·
▲+750▼
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
1912 votes · ·
▲+738▼
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
2736 votes · ·
▲+729▼
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
2427 votes · ·
▲+727▼
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
4507 votes · ·
▲+717▼
What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
2335 votes · ·
▲+712▼
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
1986 votes · ·
▲+710▼
Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
2253 votes · ·
▲+709▼
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
2303 votes · ·

« Prev 1 234 5…27 Next »

Displaying Joke 31 – 45 of 398 in total