328 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What's brown and sounds like a bell?
DUNGGGgggg
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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