312 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
3465 votes · ·
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What smells worse than anchovies?
Anchovy bums!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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