333 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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