256 of The Best Dad Jokes on the Internet | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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