358 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Packed and Painfully Funny Jokes

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  What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?

  You crack me up!

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  What's the difference between a bicycle?

  A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.

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  What did the perverted frog say?

  "Rubbit"

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  My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

  To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

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  What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

  One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!

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  What does a clock do when it's hungry?

  It goes back four seconds!

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  What does a subatomic duck say?

  Quark Quark!

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  Why does Piglet smell?

  Because he plays with Pooh.

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  What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?

  Someday my prints will come…

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  What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

  It’s a pain in the neck!

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  Where does the king keep his armies?

  Up his sleevies

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  If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?

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  Why do birds fly south for the winter?

  Because its too far to walk!

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  What kind of pictures do turtles take?

  Shellfies!

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  What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?

  Ugly!

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