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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a bridge?
Tequila!!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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