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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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So a seal walks into a club...
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