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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying "Ooh, I love how smooth it is!"
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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