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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
2046 votes · ·
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
1710 votes · ·
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
1977 votes · ·
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
5098 votes · ·
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
3169 votes · ·
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
2010 votes · ·
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
2260 votes · ·
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
2 votes · ·
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
2066 votes · ·
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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