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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What do you call an Irishman who bounces off walls?
Rick O'Shea!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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