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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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I miss my umbilical cord.
I grew attached to it.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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