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A Mobius strip sits down at a bar, looking miserable. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
And the Mobius strip says, "Where do I start?"
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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How come nobody at the king's table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reactions!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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