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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Why can't you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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