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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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