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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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I can't take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him.
My fault for getting one that's pure bred...
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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How much does a skeleton weigh?
A skeleTON!
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