495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What's colourful and smart?
A brainbow!
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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Why did princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick
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Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?
It was driving down the road when it suddenly turned into a field!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
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A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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