495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a cow with no arms and no legs?
Ground beef!
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Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?
Just the people who are in charge of that decision.
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy.
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
Because it's pointless.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
3062 votes · ·
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Voldemort: Knock Knock.
Harry Potter: Who's There? Voldemort: You Know. Harry Potter: You Know Who? Voldemort: Exactly!
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What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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I sold my vacuum the other day…
all it was doing was collecting dust!
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