503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool!
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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What's the difference between ignorance and Apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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What do we want?
LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEOOOOOWWWwwwwww…
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What rhymes with "boo" and really stinks?
You!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?
"Get in the car."
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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