495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What do rappers use in their laundry?
Bleeee-otch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
Because she kept running from the ball!
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Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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