418 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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