503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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Poop jokes aren't my favorite kind of dad jokes...
But they are a solid number two!
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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk at the wake!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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