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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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I quit my job after what the boss said to me.
What did he say? Youre fired!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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