495 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look, I'm changing!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they were married?
Feyoncé!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
Nobody knows!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Eye-matey!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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