503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What did Snow White say when she came out of the photobooth?
Someday my prints will come…
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!
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What do you call a sketchy neighbourhood in Italy?
A Spaghetto!
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What do you call a computer that sings?
Adell!
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What do hillbillies drink out of?
Hiccups!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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A man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.
The man says, "A beer please, and one for the road!"
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