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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
Trombones!
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What kind of frog is part Polish?
A tadpole!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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