503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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