503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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