318 Dad Jokes that will leave you grounded.

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  What's the best time to go to the dentist?

  Tooth Hurty!

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  What did the shoes say to the pants?

  SUP, BRITCHES!

  1939 votes · Copy

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  My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

  To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

  1984 votes · Copy

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  What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

  Someone who points out the obvious.

  2452 votes · Copy

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  Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

  Find out, after the break!

  1686 votes · Copy

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  I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.

  They're so full of themselves!

  2121 votes · Copy

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  Knock Knock.

  Who's there? Soup. Soup who? Superman!

  2704 votes · Copy

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  What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

  Nothing, they just waved.

  3676 votes · Copy

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  How do you make a tissue dance?

  You put a little boogie in it!

  3504 votes · Copy

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  What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?

  A monster.

  2520 votes · Copy

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  What did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

  "Get in the car."

  3484 votes · Copy

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  What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?

  We are both Lawyers.

  3490 votes · Copy

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  What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?

  It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

  2302 votes · Copy

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  You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?

  No? Well, well, well....

  2077 votes · Copy

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  Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

  The baby, because she's a little bigger.

  1888 votes · Copy