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How do you make a clown cry?
You kill his family.
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the Leper tell the prostitute?
Keep the Tip!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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