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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
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What did the Lawyer say to the other Lawyer?
We are both Lawyers.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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