358 Groan-Worthy, Pun-Packed and Painfully Funny Jokes

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  Two muffins were sitting in an oven.

  One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?" The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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  What's Forrest Gump's email password?

  1forrest1

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  What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?

  Mufasa!

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  Who invented the round table?

  Sir Cumference!

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  I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

  It's something I could really see myself doing!

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  What did the shoes say to the pants?

  SUP, BRITCHES!

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  An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.

  Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!

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  I like mountains…

  But volcanoes are ash holes.

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  How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

  Tentacles!

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  Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?

  It was two tired!

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  What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?

  His korea is over!

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  What's colourful and smart?

  A brainbow!

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  Did you hear the rumor about butter?

  Well, I'm not going to spread it!"

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  Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

  Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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  How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

  He felt his presents!

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