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Knock Knock.
Who's there? I'm a pile up. I'm a pile up who? ...💩
2678 votes · ·
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
2528 votes · ·
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
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A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him: "You need to stop masturbating."
"Why?" the man asks. The doctor replies: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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I broke my arm in two places, you know what the doctor said?
Stay out of those places!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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Where do skunks go to pray?
The pew!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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