508 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life!"
But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
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How did Hitler tie his shoes?
In little nazis
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar.
The bartender says: "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What's Helen Keller's favourite colour?
Velcro.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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