507 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
2521 votes · ·
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Why was three afraid of two?
Because he killed every one!
2520 votes · ·
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No *you're* a poo!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2479 votes · ·
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub I'm dwowning!
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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