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So a seal walks into a club...
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother...
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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