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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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So a seal walks into a club...
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Snow balls!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why should you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Because she's probably thick and tired of it!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?
You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you!
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